I fucking HATE when I make a call and a MF AI voice agent starts asking me what I want but my situation is so specific the AI doesn't know what to do SO THEY FUCKING HANG UP, PISSES ME OFF. I WANT TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN. This is the kind of shit that these companies didn't think of when they replaced human operators, and there i go screaming into the phone HUMAN I NEED TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN, HUMANNNN!!!! All that just to never actually end up speaking to a human OMFG and going in circles w/AI
Corporate Hype
"AI-powered" everything, keynote theatre, CEOs promising the moon. Call bullshit.
#corporatehype
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Category: Corporate Hype Category: Corporate Hype Every product launch this year: 'Now with AI!' The AI is a text box that confidently gets my order history wrong. Stop bolting chatbots onto things that worked fine. #corporatehype
Category: Corporate Hype Second rant, tagged only by #qaintmue23ybl
Category: Corporate Hype Multipart rant: the meeting bot transcribed my sigh as consent. #qamultipart
Category: Corporate Hype Company all-hands: 40 minutes on our "AI-first future". Zero minutes on the fact that the AI tool they bought can't open a PDF. Clapping was mandatory, apparently.
Category: Corporate Hype Every product page now says AI-powered. The toaster says AI-powered. Stop. #corporatehype
Category: Corporate Hype Every product page now says AI-powered. The toaster says AI-powered. Stop. #corporatehype
Category: Corporate Hype Every product page now says AI-powered. The toaster says AI-powered. Stop. #corporatehype
Category: Corporate Hype Severance email had an AI-written poem in it. A poem. About synergy. I have a mortgage. #layoffs
Category: Corporate Hype We now have an AI strategy, an AI committee and an AI roadmap. We do not have a working search box.
Category: Corporate Hype The pitch deck said "AI-native". The product is a text box. The text box calls someone else's text box.
Category: Corporate Hype Every single slide had AI on it. Not one had a customer. The stock went up 6%. I hate it here. #keynote
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